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Random Ninjaness

I dreamed I was a member of the secret brotherhood of lawn-mowing ninjas, and we went to mow my grandma’s grass during an annual family get-together but my dad beat us to it. ┬áThen I was in this maze building and I couldn’t find the mini-ninja and I couldn’t decide which stairway to go down, plus my lawn mower wouldn’t fit. ┬áThen we went to a ballgame where a fight broke out but nobody saw who started it, and the whole city was there and nobody could leave until we cleaned up the wine glasses I broke.